Anais Nin: You live like this, sheltered, in a delicate world, and you believe you are living. Then you read a book… or you take a trip… and you discover that you are not living, that you are hibernating. The symptoms of hibernating are easily detectable: first, restlessness. The second symptom (when hibernating becomes dangerous and might degenerate into death): absence of pleasure. That is all. It appears like an innocuous illness. Monotony, boredom, death. Millions live like this (or die like this) without knowing it. They work in offices. They drive a car. They picnic with their families. They raise children. And then some shock treatment takes place, a person, a book, a song, and it awakens them and saves them from death. Some never awaken.

1.14.2009

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Sex is on everyone's minds.... EVERYWHERE, ALL-THE-TIME

I spoke to Ms. Innovative about this topic because she loves, as she puts it "To F**."
What about sex do you enjoy?
Okay.... See there's two OR three parts I enjoy and it depends on who I'm with at that particular time. First reason, I like to do this with all ma n***z I'm with, cos I like to fu** with their heads - you know like when you riding them and you stop and you start squeezing your muscles and you looking at em. You know that song by plies...I cant remember which one.....but he like all he can say is "OooO" you know what I'm talkin bout
Second, My ass gets sick of masturbating........ Yeah I said it!!!! "I MASTURBATE" and yeah I get sick of it!!
Third reason I like to f*** is cos' If I'm in love with the person, its a good way to express how I feel about you and, you know there can be a whole 'nother connection, that's when it stops being f**ing and you start making love.
And lastly shit its just plain fun and not to mention, you lose calories!

Ok so, what's your favorite position?
Again it depends. now if were in those slow love making type moods, missionary all the way.
now, if if were f***ing then i like it from the back and if I feel like being in charge, I'm in top all day!!!

Worst thing to say during sex...

The worst thing a ni** said during sex is "I love you....."

{I give her a look}
See, don't give me that look now, the reason why it was the worst thing to say during sex was because he didn't love me! We were just f***ing!!!!

But, so what if it turned him on to say I love you kinda like um..." Bitch ooh this feels good doesn't it?!"

What u mean so like if he's talking to me dirty?

Yeah
Well if thats the case then he's going to be shit out of luck!!!

You're mean!!!

Any last remarks about sex?
Why you're done? I had more questions and answers n shit

Awww....

(Thinks for a second) Be safe and smart......(thinks).... and think before you act......cos you'll end up like me... have someone taking you back to their place for a one night stand and you'll f*** around and leave your favorite thong... and he will start stalking your ass...

{I give her another look}
(She gives me one back)... yeah... it's happened.

2 comments:

Plain Jayne Mansfield said...

CORY! ^_^

DJ_CagedBird said...

lol i have to consider like um...toning this down because i'm going to put my blog on my resume.