Let Me Start By Saying...

That I ADORE Diplo.

and he is FINE.

Kinda Sexy, Kinda Cute, Kinda Funny, But Not Funny Looking

Top 5....

#2 Gary Oldman

PLEASE. Do not ask me why I have a weird old-man crush on Gary Oldman. I just do. He is one of my favorite actors and he plays a lot of my favorite characters in movies I love, like '

Bram Stoker's Dracula', 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' and a lot of others...

Kinda Sexy, Kinda Cute, Kinda Funny, But Not Funny-Looking

Top 5 Guys of 2009

.....Well, mine of course...

1) Shia

All of these little ho's running around star struck and shit after him really need to back off.Ever since he was in Transformers or Indiana Jones 4, they've really been laying it on thick. I've loved him since he was on "Even Stevens" and his first Made-For-TV movie "Tru Confessions". They can't even tell me what that bad boy was about can they? YEAH. Before anyone else even thought to pay attention to him.

DEFINITELY more to come...wait till you see #2...